Since you made it past our standard company introduction and are still reading, we’re under the heavy impression that you might be interested in joining us.

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We don’t care if you’re just starting out in marketing, already mid-level or returning from your sabbatical in the Himalayas where you tried to crossbreed Pandas and Alpacas to Pandapacas - the most adorable thing in the wool wide world! What we do care about is you, your personality and your professional skill set.

Newsletters, event brochures, landing pages, print ads, digital banners, social posts — you probably will write it all. Maybe even job offers like this one. The key for us is that your copy grabs attention like a driver going the wrong way and your headlines hit like a truck. Be prepared that our awesome sales team will be banging down your door to collaborate and brainstorm new ways to keep our clients happy and faithful. Please support them as best you can while keeping your professional dignity. Last, but no less important, we want you to kickstart and develop our internal communications. It’s an international project that needs your authenticity, a lot of heart and a bit of fighting spirit.

You’re a free-spirited individual who gets a bit nerdy when it comes to writing. Former colleagues would describe you as “a well-liked professional and a bit of a pain” because you kept proofing and optimizing every piece of media you came across. But that's how you roll. You like to dabble in new media technologies and keep yourself up-to-date on the latest internet craze. Checking your Google search history would give us enough material to foster either an internationally recognized study on the online-native psyche or a yearlong programming plan for The View. We also need you to be able to hob nob with world leaders - not that we know many, do you? - but our team is a motley collection of talented people from many different countries. A lot of our marketing efforts are steered from our headquarters in Cologne, Germany. But don’t fret, no german language skills are required. Good Arnold impressions are a plus though.